electricity puns

If you thought electricity couldn’t be fun, think again. Here is a list of electricity puns that will make your day.

70 of the best electricity puns & jokes

Here is a list of the best jokes about electricity.

Funny electrical jokes

Although we take electricity as an all-serious affair, there are numerous jokes about electricity that are really rib-cracking. Some of these jokes include:

funny electrical jokes

1. “What do electricians chant when they meditate?”

2. “My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So, I tasered her, and I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.”

3. “A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out! We don’t serve your kind here.”

4. “My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice-making factory. Now they’ve gone into liquidation.”

5. “I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!”

6. “What kind of car does an electrician drive? A Volts-wagon.”

7. “What is an electrician’s favorite flavor of ice cream? Shock-a-lot.”

8. “Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time… I was shocked.”

9. “A dangerous surge of electricity walks into a bar. The barman says, “Why the long phase?”

10. “A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.”

11. “People asked me how it feels when you stick your finger in an electrical outlet? To be honest, it Hertz.”

12. “What is the difference between lightning and electricity. For electricity, you need to pay, but lightning kills for free.”

13. “I caught my friend harassing some electricity. I told him it was an abuse of power.”

14. “You’re a unit of electrical energy, Harry.” “I’m a watt?”

15. “A wind turbine saw a solar panel at an energy convention. He leaned in and shouted, “Hey, I’m a big fan!”

One-liner electric puns

If you are not a fan of reading through long texts, this is your section. These short electricity puns will make that face to light up.

one-liner electric puns

16. “The superconductor left without resistance.”

17. “If you plant a light bulb in your garden, does it grow into a power plant?”

18. “Where do electricians get their supplies? The Ohm Depot.”

19. “I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!”

20. “What do you call a bad electrician? A shock absorber!”

21. “The guy who got arrested for eating batteries…. He is to be charged in the morning.”

22. “Why are the electricians always up to date? Because they are ‘current specialists.”

23. “I can’t afford to pay for electricity anymore; these are some dark times.”

24. “Even the most intelligent people can’t survive a day without electricity, like Stephen Hawking.”

25. “I really have to force myself to get through this book on friction.”

26. “Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.”

27. “Why did the electrician marry his colleague? He couldn’t resistor.”

Funny electrical questions and answers

funny electrical questions and answers

27. “What is a Jedi electrician’s favorite tool? His lightsaber”

28. “Why did the electrical cords break up? There was no spark between them.”

29. “What did Communists use to light their houses before candles? Electricity.”

30. “What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.”

31. “Why did the man eat the light bulb? He was hoping it would give him a bright idea.”

32. “What penalty in hockey uses the most amount of energy? A power play.”

33. “Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity? It’s natural.”

34. “What is the energy provider’s favorite dance? The electric slide.”

35. “Why did the light bulb fail his math quiz? He wasn’t too bright.”

36. “What football team do energy providers root for the most? The Chargers.”

37. “Why did the monk meditate with a light bulb? He hoped it would help him to reach enlightenment.”

38. “What do power strips always say at their high school reunions? I haven’t seen you in light-years.

39. “Where do light bulbs go shopping? The outlet stores.”

40. “What kind of plant generates the most energy? A power plant.”

41. “Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!”

42. “What did the light bulb say to the generator? ‘I really get a charge out of you!”

43. “What do you call a worm that chews up power cords? An electro-maggot.”

44. “Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other!”

45. “Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they can’t remember the words.”

46. “What did the light bulb say to the electric generator? You spark up my life!”

47. “What would you call a power failure? A current event.”

Physics electricity puns

physics electricity puns

48. “My physics teacher said I had potential; then he pushed me off a building.”

49. “What do you call when a metal shares the negative energy to his non-metal best friend? Anionic bonding moment.”

50. “My physics teacher told me I had so much potential, so much energy. Then I fell down the stairs and lost it all.”

51. “A photon checks into a hotel when the bellhop asks, ‘Would you like help with your luggage?’ The photon replies, “I don’t have any. I always travel light.”

52. “You must have a charge because I am finding myself feeling very attracted to you.”

53. “Sir Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree one fine day, trying to figure out how gravity works. And then it hit him.”

54. “A neutron walks into a bar and asks, ‘How much for a drink?’ The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

55. “What happens when electrons lose their energy? They get Bohr’ed.”

56. “Why can’t you trust an atom? They make up everything.”

57. “I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.”

58. “I really have to force myself to get through this book on friction.”

59. “You are like an electron, and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.”

60. “I was sacked from my job as an electrician at the prison service for refusing to repair an electric chair. I told them it was a death trap.”

61. This electrician arrives home at 3 am. His wife asks him, “Wire you, insulate?” He replies, “Watt’s it to you? I’m Ohm, aren’t I?”

62. What is the difference between lightning and electricity? For electricity, you need to pay, but lightning kills for free.

Kinetic energy puns

kinetic energy puns

63. “Let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.”

64. “I had to create a report on how wind energy is produced. It was a breeze.”

65. “In my Science class, we were talking about Kinetic and Potential Energy. I said out loud, ‘No wonder my mom calls me Kinetic.’ Because I have no Potential.”

66. “Don’t kill your wife with work. Let the electricity do it.”

67. “If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.”

68. “My tight-fisted neighbor doesn’t want to pay for an electrician to re-wire his house, so he’s going to try and do it himself. ‘How hard can it be?’ he said. I think he’s in for a shock.”

Story-based electricity puns

69. An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all times.

The engineer chose a fire, which gave humanity power over matter.

The physicist chose the wheel, which gave humanity the power over space.

The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols.

The mystic chose the thermos bottle.

“Why a thermos bottle?” the others asked.

“Because the thermos keeps hot liquids hot in winter and cold liquids cold in summer.”

“Yes — so what?”

“Think about it.” said the mystic reverently. That little bottle — how does it know?’”

The electrician replies, ”Funny, when I was an attorney, I didn’t either!”

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70. A chemist, a biologist, and an electrical engineer had all been sentenced to death and were on death row waiting to go to the electric chair.

Finally, the day had arrived. The chemist was due to go first.

As he strapped him in, the executioner asked him, “Do you have anything you want to say?”

The chemist replied, “No,” so the executioner flicked the switch, but nothing happened. According to this State’s law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner has to be released. So, the chemist was unstrapped and allowed to walk free.

It was the biologist’s turn next.

As he was being strapped in, the executioner asked him, “Do you have anything you want to say?”

The biologist replied, “No, just get on with it,” so the executioner flicked the switch, but once again, nothing happened. So, just like the chemist, the biologist was released.

Then the electrical engineer was brought forward.

The executioner asked him, “Do you have anything you want to say?”

The engineer replied, “Yes. If you swap the red and the blue wires over, you might just make this thing work.”

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Electricity matters don’t have to be all about serious warnings and shock alerts. You can be shocked at how interesting and humorous it can become sometimes.

I hope that this list of electricity puns, put a smile on your face at least, if not total laughter.

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